We make the things everyone at work is thinking.
Office Snarky is a small business in South Daytona, Florida, turning pointless meetings, strange emails and Monday energy into desk products that make the workday a little more tolerable.
Every office has one: the person who mutters the thing everyone else is thinking. Office Snarky is for them — and for everyone who has sat through a meeting that could have been an email, forgotten a password for the fourth time this quarter, or bitten their tongue so hard they tasted copper.
We keep it simple: 35 sayings, each on a 5.5" × 8.5" double-wire spiral notebook with 75 college-ruled pages, in its own lineup of cover colors — all at $9.99. Plus a 2027 desk calendar for the things you want to say at work but can't.
Why notebooks?
Because writing it down is cheaper than therapy, safer than saying it out loud, and more satisfying than a strongly worded Slack message you'll delete anyway. They also happen to make the best gag gifts at any white elephant exchange.