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HR-DISAPPROVED DESK SUPPLIES

Office supplies for people who are completely over it.

Funny spiral notebooks and a brutally honest 2027 desk calendar made for meetings, deadlines and coworkers who understand. 35 sayings, 218 saying-and-color combos, $9.99 each.

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✓ 75 usable pages✓ Durable double-wire spiral✓ 15 cover colors
Things That Got Me Sent to HR funny spiral notebook in hot pink (Meeting Pink) – 5.5 x 8.5 inch college ruled office notebook by Office SnarkyCurrently Unable to Give a Fuck funny spiral notebook in green (Cubicle Green) – 5.5 x 8.5 inch college ruled office notebook by Office SnarkyMeetings That Could Have Been Emails funny spiral notebook in purple (Deadline Purple) – 5.5 x 8.5 inch college ruled office notebook by Office Snarky
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📓Work Survival Notebooks35 sayings. Zero fake enthusiasm. 🗓️2027 Desk CalendarBrutally honest all year long. 🎁Coworker GiftsUseful, funny and easy to wrap.
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Pick the statement your desk needs

Every saying comes in its own lineup of cover colors. Tap a color dot to preview it, or open any notebook for full specifications.

Stupid Shit My Boss Says funny spiral notebook in purple (Deadline Purple) – 5.5 x 8.5 inch college ruled office notebook by Office Snarky
Spiral notebook · 10 cover colors

Stupid Shit My Boss Says

Quote-worthy boss moments.

5.5 × 8.575 pagesCollege ruled
$9.99
WTF Is My Password funny spiral notebook in light pink (HR Pink) – 5.5 x 8.5 inch college ruled office notebook by Office Snarky
Spiral notebook · 4 cover colors

WTF Is My Password

For the 90-day reset struggle.

5.5 × 8.575 pagesCollege ruled
$9.99
All My Fucks Are on Vacation funny spiral notebook in blue (Spreadsheet Blue) – 5.5 x 8.5 inch college ruled office notebook by Office Snarky
Spiral notebook · 9 cover colors

All My Fucks Are on Vacation

Out of office, emotionally.

5.5 × 8.575 pagesCollege ruled
$9.99

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WHAT KIND OF DAY IS IT?

Shop by mood

Zero F*cks Given7 sayings →The Boss3 sayings →Meetings & Email6 sayings →HR Files5 sayings →Coworkers & Moods9 sayings →Ideas & To-Dos5 sayings →
WHAT EVERY NOTEBOOK INCLUDES

The perfect desktop companion—inside and out.

Notebook specifications

Size
5.5" × 8.5"
Page count
75 pages
Interior
College ruled
Paper color
White
Binding
Durable double-wire spiral
Cover
Heavyweight laminated cardstock
Finish
Gloss laminated cover
Use
Office, home, school or gifting
✍️

Actually useful

Plenty of room for notes, lists, doodles and suspiciously detailed meeting observations.

🎒

Desk-to-bag size

The 5.5" × 8.5" format is roomy enough to use daily without taking over your workspace.

🎁

Easy office gift

A practical choice for coworkers, teachers, managers, work besties and Secret Santa exchanges.

😏

Relatable by design

Professional-looking from across the room. Less professional once somebody reads the cover.

Cover color collection

Each saying comes in its own lineup of these 15 cover colors. Pick a color to see every saying available in it.

Corporate BlackBlack · 13 sayingsOffice GrayGray · 13 sayingsBreak Room TaupeTaupe · 1 sayingHR PinkLight Pink · 20 sayingsMeeting PinkHot Pink · 21 sayingsBurnout RoseRose · 17 sayingsRed Flag RedRed · 4 sayingsOvertime CrimsonCrimson · 1 sayingHappy Hour BurgundyBurgundy · 1 sayingCoffee Stain MustardMustard · 21 sayingsSticky Note YellowYellow · 3 sayingsCubicle GreenGreen · 33 sayingsReply-All BlueLight Blue · 25 sayingsSpreadsheet BlueBlue · 12 sayingsDeadline PurplePurple · 33 sayings
Things I Want to Say at Work, But I Fucking Can't – funny 2027 desk calendar, 10 x 5 inch black spiral desk calendar by Office Snarky2027 EDITION
DESK CALENDAR

Things I Want to Say at Work, But I Fucking Can't

Brutally honest and relatable workplace humor for every month of 2027.

10" × 5"Desktop format2027Full calendar yearMonthly humorA fresh reason to laugh

$18.99

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PERFECT FOR

People surviving work with sarcasm intact

CoworkersOffice giftsSecret SantaTeachersNursesManagersReceptionistsRemote workersWork bestiesBoss's DayBirthdaysWhite elephant gifts
QUESTIONS?

Answers, minus the attitude

What size are the notebooks?

Every Office Snarky notebook is 5.5" × 8.5" with 75 college-ruled white pages, a durable double-wire spiral and a heavyweight laminated cardstock cover with a gloss finish.

Why does each saying come in different colors?

Each saying has its own lineup of cover colors — from Corporate Black and Office Gray to Meeting Pink, Coffee Stain Mustard and Deadline Purple. Pick a color on any product page, or shop by cover color to see everything in your favorite shade.

How much do they cost?

Notebooks are $9.99 each. The 2027 desk calendar is $18.99. Shipping and any sales tax are shown at checkout before you pay.

How do I pay?

Checkout is processed securely by Square. Your card details and shipping address go straight to Square and never touch our website.

Do these make good gifts?

That's kind of the whole point. Coworkers, managers, teachers, nurses, receptionists, remote workers, work besties, Secret Santa, white elephant, Boss's Day and birthdays.

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OFFICE HUMOR WITH A PURPOSE

We make the things everyone at work is thinking.

Office Snarky turns pointless meetings, strange emails and Monday energy into desk products that make the workday a little more tolerable.

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