Things That Got Me Sent to HR
A memoir in progress.
Every Office Snarky saying available in Reply-All Blue (light blue) — 25 in all. Same 5.5" × 8.5" double-wire spiral notebook, 75 college-ruled pages, $9.99.
A memoir in progress.
Track every wasted hour.
Quote-worthy boss moments.
Status: temporarily unavailable.
The perfect sarcastic gift.
It's not you. It's them.
Friday-you's favorite phrase.
Out of office, emotionally.
Document every request.
For the reply-all era.
A sunny reminder to think.
Two words. Endless possibilities.
Thoughts only. Strictly a list.
Where the big ideas live.
A boundary you can carry.
Keep a daily WTF tally.
Restraint, documented.
Low battery. No shit accepted.
Sunny with a chance of leaving.
Corporate-speak for 'never'.
Approach with caution.
For proud introverts.
Your brain's backup drive.
Keep your job. Vent on paper.
Today's mood: zero.