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Funny office notebooks

35 brutally honest sayings, each in its own lineup of cover colors, plus the 2027 desk calendar. Every notebook is 5.5" × 8.5", 75 college-ruled pages and just $9.99.

Mood
Color
Stupid Shit My Boss Says funny spiral notebook in purple (Deadline Purple) – 5.5 x 8.5 inch college ruled office notebook by Office Snarky
Spiral notebook · 10 cover colors

Stupid Shit My Boss Says

Quote-worthy boss moments.

5.5 × 8.575 pagesCollege ruled
$9.99
WTF Is My Password funny spiral notebook in light pink (HR Pink) – 5.5 x 8.5 inch college ruled office notebook by Office Snarky
Spiral notebook · 4 cover colors

WTF Is My Password

For the 90-day reset struggle.

5.5 × 8.575 pagesCollege ruled
$9.99
All My Fucks Are on Vacation funny spiral notebook in blue (Spreadsheet Blue) – 5.5 x 8.5 inch college ruled office notebook by Office Snarky
Spiral notebook · 9 cover colors

All My Fucks Are on Vacation

Out of office, emotionally.

5.5 × 8.575 pagesCollege ruled
$9.99
Shit My Boss Asked Me to Do funny spiral notebook in yellow (Sticky Note Yellow) – 5.5 x 8.5 inch college ruled office notebook by Office Snarky
Spiral notebook · 8 cover colors

Shit My Boss Asked Me to Do

Document every request.

5.5 × 8.575 pagesCollege ruled
$9.99
Why Don't You CC Your Mom funny spiral notebook in hot pink (Meeting Pink) – 5.5 x 8.5 inch college ruled office notebook by Office Snarky
Spiral notebook · 7 cover colors

Why Don't You CC Your Mom

For the reply-all era.

5.5 × 8.575 pagesCollege ruled
$9.99
Bitches Love Spreadsheets funny spiral notebook in purple (Deadline Purple) – 5.5 x 8.5 inch college ruled office notebook by Office Snarky
Spiral notebook · 3 cover colors

Bitches Love Spreadsheets

For the pivot-table queen.

5.5 × 8.575 pagesCollege ruled
$9.99
Call HR funny spiral notebook in mustard (Coffee Stain Mustard) – 5.5 x 8.5 inch college ruled office notebook by Office Snarky
Spiral notebook · 7 cover colors

Call HR

Two words. Endless possibilities.

5.5 × 8.575 pagesCollege ruled
$9.99
Fucking Genius Idea funny spiral notebook in black (Corporate Black) – 5.5 x 8.5 inch college ruled office notebook by Office Snarky
Spiral notebook · 7 cover colors

Fucking Genius Idea

Where the big ideas live.

5.5 × 8.575 pagesCollege ruled
$9.99
Go Ahead, Call HR funny spiral notebook in gray (Office Gray) – 5.5 x 8.5 inch college ruled office notebook by Office Snarky
Spiral notebook · 5 cover colors

Go Ahead, Call HR

Unbothered and well documented.

5.5 × 8.575 pagesCollege ruled
$9.99
I Could Be Meaner funny spiral notebook in green (Cubicle Green) – 5.5 x 8.5 inch college ruled office notebook by Office Snarky
Spiral notebook · 4 cover colors

I Could Be Meaner

Restraint, documented.

5.5 × 8.575 pagesCollege ruled
$9.99
It's a Good Day to Fuck Off funny spiral notebook in purple (Deadline Purple) – 5.5 x 8.5 inch college ruled office notebook by Office Snarky
Spiral notebook · 8 cover colors

It's a Good Day to Fuck Off

Sunny with a chance of leaving.

5.5 × 8.575 pagesCollege ruled
$9.99
Not Fucking Friendly funny spiral notebook in mustard (Coffee Stain Mustard) – 5.5 x 8.5 inch college ruled office notebook by Office Snarky
Spiral notebook · 8 cover colors

Not Fucking Friendly

Approach with caution.

5.5 × 8.575 pagesCollege ruled
$9.99
Shit I Can't Remember funny spiral notebook in rose (Burnout Rose) – 5.5 x 8.5 inch college ruled office notebook by Office Snarky
Spiral notebook · 6 cover colors

Shit I Can't Remember

Your brain's backup drive.

5.5 × 8.575 pagesCollege ruled
$9.99
Things I Can't Say Out Loud funny spiral notebook in purple (Deadline Purple) – 5.5 x 8.5 inch college ruled office notebook by Office Snarky
Spiral notebook · 3 cover colors

Things I Can't Say Out Loud

Your inside voice, in ink.

5.5 × 8.575 pagesCollege ruled
$9.99

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