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COVER COLOR · CUBICLE GREEN

Green funny notebooks

Every Office Snarky saying available in Cubicle Green (green) — 33 in all. Same 5.5" × 8.5" double-wire spiral notebook, 75 college-ruled pages, $9.99.

Things That Got Me Sent to HR funny spiral notebook in green (Cubicle Green) – 5.5 x 8.5 inch college ruled office notebook by Office Snarky

Spiral notebook · 8 cover colors

Things That Got Me Sent to HR

A memoir in progress.

5.5 × 8.575 pagesCollege ruled

$9.99

Meetings That Could Have Been Emails funny spiral notebook in green (Cubicle Green) – 5.5 x 8.5 inch college ruled office notebook by Office Snarky

Spiral notebook · 7 cover colors

Meetings That Could Have Been Emails

Track every wasted hour.

5.5 × 8.575 pagesCollege ruled

$9.99

Stupid Shit My Boss Says funny spiral notebook in green (Cubicle Green) – 5.5 x 8.5 inch college ruled office notebook by Office Snarky

Spiral notebook · 10 cover colors

Stupid Shit My Boss Says

Quote-worthy boss moments.

5.5 × 8.575 pagesCollege ruled

$9.99

Currently Unable to Give a Fuck funny spiral notebook in green (Cubicle Green) – 5.5 x 8.5 inch college ruled office notebook by Office Snarky

Spiral notebook · 8 cover colors

Currently Unable to Give a Fuck

Status: temporarily unavailable.

5.5 × 8.575 pagesCollege ruled

$9.99

WTF Is My Password funny spiral notebook in green (Cubicle Green) – 5.5 x 8.5 inch college ruled office notebook by Office Snarky

Spiral notebook · 4 cover colors

WTF Is My Password

For the 90-day reset struggle.

5.5 × 8.575 pagesCollege ruled

$9.99

I'm Not Stressed, I'm Just Surrounded by Idiots funny spiral notebook in green (Cubicle Green) – 5.5 x 8.5 inch college ruled office notebook by Office Snarky

Spiral notebook · 8 cover colors

I'm Not Stressed, I'm Just Surrounded by Idiots

It's not you. It's them.

5.5 × 8.575 pagesCollege ruled

$9.99

That Sounds Like a Monday Problem funny spiral notebook in green (Cubicle Green) – 5.5 x 8.5 inch college ruled office notebook by Office Snarky

Spiral notebook · 9 cover colors

That Sounds Like a Monday Problem

Friday-you's favorite phrase.

5.5 × 8.575 pagesCollege ruled

$9.99

All My Fucks Are on Vacation funny spiral notebook in green (Cubicle Green) – 5.5 x 8.5 inch college ruled office notebook by Office Snarky

Spiral notebook · 9 cover colors

All My Fucks Are on Vacation

Out of office, emotionally.

5.5 × 8.575 pagesCollege ruled

$9.99

Shit My Boss Asked Me to Do funny spiral notebook in green (Cubicle Green) – 5.5 x 8.5 inch college ruled office notebook by Office Snarky

Spiral notebook · 8 cover colors

Shit My Boss Asked Me to Do

Document every request.

5.5 × 8.575 pagesCollege ruled

$9.99

Why Don't You CC Your Mom funny spiral notebook in green (Cubicle Green) – 5.5 x 8.5 inch college ruled office notebook by Office Snarky

Spiral notebook · 7 cover colors

Why Don't You CC Your Mom

For the reply-all era.

5.5 × 8.575 pagesCollege ruled

$9.99

It's a Beautiful Day to Use Your Fucking Brain funny spiral notebook in green (Cubicle Green) – 5.5 x 8.5 inch college ruled office notebook by Office Snarky

Spiral notebook · 9 cover colors

It's a Beautiful Day to Use Your Fucking Brain

A sunny reminder to think.

5.5 × 8.575 pagesCollege ruled

$9.99

Bitch, Working With Me Is the Gift funny spiral notebook in green (Cubicle Green) – 5.5 x 8.5 inch college ruled office notebook by Office Snarky

Spiral notebook · 4 cover colors

Bitch, Working With Me Is the Gift

For the coworker who knows their worth.

5.5 × 8.575 pagesCollege ruled

$9.99

Bitches Love Spreadsheets funny spiral notebook in green (Cubicle Green) – 5.5 x 8.5 inch college ruled office notebook by Office Snarky

Spiral notebook · 3 cover colors

Bitches Love Spreadsheets

For the pivot-table queen.

5.5 × 8.575 pagesCollege ruled

$9.99

Call HR funny spiral notebook in green (Cubicle Green) – 5.5 x 8.5 inch college ruled office notebook by Office Snarky

Spiral notebook · 7 cover colors

Call HR

Two words. Endless possibilities.

5.5 × 8.575 pagesCollege ruled

$9.99

Chaos That Needs to Be Coordinated funny spiral notebook in green (Cubicle Green) – 5.5 x 8.5 inch college ruled office notebook by Office Snarky

Spiral notebook · 4 cover colors

Chaos That Needs to Be Coordinated

For the person holding it all together.

5.5 × 8.575 pagesCollege ruled

$9.99

Coworkers That I Thought About Throat Punching funny spiral notebook in green (Cubicle Green) – 5.5 x 8.5 inch college ruled office notebook by Office Snarky

Spiral notebook · 6 cover colors

Coworkers That I Thought About Throat Punching

Thoughts only. Strictly a list.

5.5 × 8.575 pagesCollege ruled

$9.99

Doodles I Drew During Important Work Meetings funny spiral notebook in green (Cubicle Green) – 5.5 x 8.5 inch college ruled office notebook by Office Snarky

Spiral notebook · 4 cover colors

Doodles I Drew During Important Work Meetings

Looks like note-taking. Isn't.

5.5 × 8.575 pagesCollege ruled

$9.99

Fucking Genius Idea funny spiral notebook in green (Cubicle Green) – 5.5 x 8.5 inch college ruled office notebook by Office Snarky

Spiral notebook · 7 cover colors

Fucking Genius Idea

Where the big ideas live.

5.5 × 8.575 pagesCollege ruled

$9.99

Go Ahead, Call HR funny spiral notebook in green (Cubicle Green) – 5.5 x 8.5 inch college ruled office notebook by Office Snarky

Spiral notebook · 5 cover colors

Go Ahead, Call HR

Unbothered and well documented.

5.5 × 8.575 pagesCollege ruled

$9.99

Go Ask Literally Anyone Else funny spiral notebook in green (Cubicle Green) – 5.5 x 8.5 inch college ruled office notebook by Office Snarky

Spiral notebook · 9 cover colors

Go Ask Literally Anyone Else

A boundary you can carry.

5.5 × 8.575 pagesCollege ruled

$9.99

How Many WTFs Does Today Bring funny spiral notebook in green (Cubicle Green) – 5.5 x 8.5 inch college ruled office notebook by Office Snarky

Spiral notebook · 5 cover colors

How Many WTFs Does Today Bring

Keep a daily WTF tally.

5.5 × 8.575 pagesCollege ruled

$9.99

I Could Be Meaner funny spiral notebook in green (Cubicle Green) – 5.5 x 8.5 inch college ruled office notebook by Office Snarky

Spiral notebook · 4 cover colors

I Could Be Meaner

Restraint, documented.

5.5 × 8.575 pagesCollege ruled

$9.99

I Do Not Have the Energy Today for Your Shit funny spiral notebook in green (Cubicle Green) – 5.5 x 8.5 inch college ruled office notebook by Office Snarky

Spiral notebook · 9 cover colors

I Do Not Have the Energy Today for Your Shit

Low battery. No shit accepted.

5.5 × 8.575 pagesCollege ruled

$9.99

It's a Good Day to Fuck Off funny spiral notebook in green (Cubicle Green) – 5.5 x 8.5 inch college ruled office notebook by Office Snarky

Spiral notebook · 8 cover colors

It's a Good Day to Fuck Off

Sunny with a chance of leaving.

5.5 × 8.575 pagesCollege ruled

$9.99

List of Things I'm Going to Circle Back On funny spiral notebook in green (Cubicle Green) – 5.5 x 8.5 inch college ruled office notebook by Office Snarky

Spiral notebook · 4 cover colors

List of Things I'm Going to Circle Back On

Corporate-speak for 'never'.

5.5 × 8.575 pagesCollege ruled

$9.99

Meeting Notes and Other Boring Stuff funny spiral notebook in green (Cubicle Green) – 5.5 x 8.5 inch college ruled office notebook by Office Snarky

Spiral notebook · 4 cover colors

Meeting Notes and Other Boring Stuff

Painfully honest meeting notes.

5.5 × 8.575 pagesCollege ruled

$9.99

Not Fucking Friendly funny spiral notebook in green (Cubicle Green) – 5.5 x 8.5 inch college ruled office notebook by Office Snarky

Spiral notebook · 8 cover colors

Not Fucking Friendly

Approach with caution.

5.5 × 8.575 pagesCollege ruled

$9.99

Not Great With Other Humans funny spiral notebook in green (Cubicle Green) – 5.5 x 8.5 inch college ruled office notebook by Office Snarky

Spiral notebook · 5 cover colors

Not Great With Other Humans

For proud introverts.

5.5 × 8.575 pagesCollege ruled

$9.99

Shit I Can't Remember funny spiral notebook in green (Cubicle Green) – 5.5 x 8.5 inch college ruled office notebook by Office Snarky

Spiral notebook · 6 cover colors

Shit I Can't Remember

Your brain's backup drive.

5.5 × 8.575 pagesCollege ruled

$9.99

Things I Can't Say Because I Will Get Fired funny spiral notebook in green (Cubicle Green) – 5.5 x 8.5 inch college ruled office notebook by Office Snarky

Spiral notebook · 4 cover colors

Things I Can't Say Because I Will Get Fired

Keep your job. Vent on paper.

5.5 × 8.575 pagesCollege ruled

$9.99

Things I Can't Say Out Loud funny spiral notebook in green (Cubicle Green) – 5.5 x 8.5 inch college ruled office notebook by Office Snarky

Spiral notebook · 3 cover colors

Things I Can't Say Out Loud

Your inside voice, in ink.

5.5 × 8.575 pagesCollege ruled

$9.99

Things I Need to Get Done but Probably Won't funny spiral notebook in green (Cubicle Green) – 5.5 x 8.5 inch college ruled office notebook by Office Snarky

Spiral notebook · 4 cover colors

Things I Need to Get Done but Probably Won't

The most honest to-do list.

5.5 × 8.575 pagesCollege ruled

$9.99

Times I Was Right and Nobody Listened funny spiral notebook in green (Cubicle Green) – 5.5 x 8.5 inch college ruled office notebook by Office Snarky

Spiral notebook · 3 cover colors

Times I Was Right and Nobody Listened

Receipts for being right.

5.5 × 8.575 pagesCollege ruled

$9.99

More cover colors

Corporate Black Office Gray Break Room Taupe HR Pink Meeting Pink Burnout Rose Red Flag Red Overtime Crimson Happy Hour Burgundy Coffee Stain Mustard Sticky Note Yellow Reply-All Blue Spreadsheet Blue Deadline Purple